sh*t chicagoans say

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"Why does the red line always smell like piss?"
"Ketchup on a hot dog??? NEVER"
"I have two favorite football teams. Da Bears and anyone who can beat the packers"
"One, two, tree, fort, five"
"No its not called soda, its pop"
"Man, fuck the packers"
"I've never stepped a foot outta chicago but I already know its the best city of all time"
"Its called the front room, not the living room""
"You idiot I said I'm by the Lincoln statue so I'm in Grant park. If I was in Lincoln park I'd b by the Grant statue
"You can NOT be a cubs AND sox fan"
"Man, 30 degrees is not cold"
"Cubs didn't win the world series....oh well there's always next year
"On the west side stop lights are optional
"The minium speed on any given road is 80mph"
"Don't worry, I set my couch outside to guard the parking space"
"Dude, 7/11 just got robbed....aw in was just there"
"Derrick Rose is amazing....but he's not as good as MJ"
"The village has the best pizza of all time"
"Anyone with a accent, even a chicago accent, is crazy"
"I have 4 pair nof shoes, my street shoes, my gym shoes, my house shoes ,and my jordans"
"It will ALWAYS be the sears tower"
"588-2300 empire"
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Zcat91819's avatar
Heh heh bra that is all so true, well most of it, complete respect dude😆